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I just looked at my search terms, and apparently ever since this post the majority of people who get to my blog from Google are doing so by searching for preteen thongs or preteens in thongs.

Guys, when I wrote that column about how Victoria’s Secret selling preteen thongs probably wouldn’t cause the downfall of society, I was trying to tell the Concerned Parents of America that their children are not skipping towards slutty Gomorrah, not tell the United Creepy Internet Denizens of Ewww that their sexualization of children is alright.

I am all about teaching young teenagers to have healthy, responsible sexual expression and experimentation WITH EACH OTHER. Not with your nasty ass, Preteen Thong Google Search Dude.